After returning from my vacation and a week mourn the death of humor idol called Leslie Nielsen, I have realized that we December, when Christmas, season of love, peace, Panettone and gifts.
is classic at this time people decide to give gifts to demonstrate how much they need each other, since there is no better way to express your feelings for someone else spending your money on it. Well, everybody needs me for what I considered wise and leave a list Gift for my fans to buy things and entertain me and show me how much I love, to this end I made a list of one of the many games with her secret friend who got me last year and the public will to meet the urgency of all for giving me a present.
I should clarify something, to be drawn from this list secret friend in which I, has a financial limit S/.50.00, you can exceed this amount at length, those who know me in real life can take advantage of know what to get ready for this holiday, but I remember: there are clubs, you have the good fortune to know so they should spend more unhappy.
I therefore invite my friends to not be greedy and crack with good gifts, after all, it's me.
Without further ado, here the list, as it was issued at the time considering I have only censored names for protection to others and have removed those items I got in 2010.
Source: Amigo Secreto 2009
Price Limit: S /. 50.00
Greetings people of Earth, this is the hero of generations and time immemorial, Matt. And since
are so encouraged by the secret friend (actually, I am, is one of the things that I like) I decided to go against all my plans and send the list of things I can give, and wanted to do after more detail, but as I'm sure my friend (a) secret (a) she can not wait and burns with desire to buy the gift as soon as possible to ensure it passes the happiest Christmas of the world and loves / appreciates it forever, thought proper to send the list now.
You say, it is difficult to give him things to Matt, what I can give someone who has everything?, What would you give to someone as educated, smart, intelligent, handsome, charismatic, talented, knowledgeable, invincible, infallible, honorable, honest, upright, decent, righteous, ubiquitous, powerful, courageous, heroic, compassionate, and above all humble?, because the response is surprising, MATT willingly accepts (almost) all gifts receiving, believing that the displays of affection not only measured by money.
quality in my humble person, I would be happy with a poem or a song, but as the rules of the game require you to have a base price, and me (unlike rogues idiots that ruin our society and deserve to be locked in cages full of monkeys syphilitic) I am respectful of the rules and morals I'll be forced to ask for something expensive.
order not to complicate I'll give some specific suggestions, including putting an estimated price range for what I'm going to ask, but remember it is only for reference, all that I give will be received with a good heart and much baby (unless you give me things to say explicitly that I give):
15 to 20 soles:
Women (the title of the category, I do not want women tickled me ¬ ¬):
Men:
- A photo frame with respective picture of us (it is accepted that in the photo go alone if you show how much I love, like posing with a little sign or something), if position can in some cool [imitation cover film / pose bizarre] embarrassing [hugs / kisses / cuddles] and / or presumed [admiring my greatness / praising] (you do not have that kind of picture, we can get us the photo spot and accept the cash to the respective development); photoshop does not apply.
- you bastard man, buy something more expensive.
20 to 30 soles:
Women:
All:
- a giant who follows the criteria outlined in the previous section.
- 3 or more DVD's wrestling (do discount if you take 3), I will be specific so I would not buy them again, choose from the following: Wrestlemania 20, Summerslam 2004, Wrestlemania XIX, Royal Rumble 2006 Vengeance 2001. Do not try to be innovative buying something that does not come here because I have it safe. Some
- wrestling doll size which gave me last year (to make them fight: D) \u200b\u200b... the price is for reference only, may cost more but have not yet ascertained. One gentleman
- silver / gold / asgard / Poseidon Saint Seiya (but of metal armor, eh, I'm very clumsy and break the plastic armor easily), important as any of those guys, the other and I have (still sold in the central market). Some
- stuffed animal fun of some bizarre, like an elephant, a rhino, a tapir, a mole, a penguin, or a phenocephale (just in case FUN does not mean ugly, so be careful with what they buy). Some
- WWE magazine, maybe they can get in powder blue (may cost more).
30 to 40 soles:
- Books: Macanudo 2 / Macanudo 3 / 4 of Liniers Macanudo (each is less than 35, the problem is when I always just, I DO NOT INTEND TO BUY THE ONE ... xD)
- Pack of 2, 3 or more seasons of the Simpsons (I'm missing from Season 11 onwards).
- originalines DVDs (original emphasize, because piratín and I have), could be one of the following: "Stranger than fiction" / "Thank You for Smoking" / "Memento" / "Spy Hard" / "Big Fish" / "Wanted" / "The Odyssey" / "Looney Toones Back in Action" / "Get Smart": D (may cost a little more, I do not know how valuable each).
- originalines DVDs (the most difficult to find): "Cool World" / "A Pyromaniac's Love Story" (and I know how it called in English) / "Osmosis Jones."
- combination of lower prices suggested gifts (The more, the Merrie).
40 to 50 soles:
- Any model of Lego or Lego Racers (there are models from 20 soles, but if they decide Lego please give me other than the tiny arms where, theoretically, no nothing, so I put in this price category.) Please: LEGO BIONICLE NO.
suggested gifts- combination of lower prices (the more, the Merrie).
BONUS TRACK: What else Do not give away?
- food and / or sweet, and not because of hate, in fact it is a gift that would welcome and happy, but I want to keep what I give as a souvenir.
- Clothing, no thanks, give me better technology.
- Cologne, perfumes, soaps, bleaches, deodorants, antiperspirants, gel, shaving cream, Gillette, or any such arena, I prefer to buy me.
- Paulo Coelho books, not because I hate, but because Matt Mom probably has them all.
- Piratín Movie Pack: My collection is very extensive and I'm afraid that I buy repeated: (.
Invitations- out: No, we can leave at any time of year and I probably would pay all of very good wins.
- decorations, either for home, or accessories dress, or parchecitos, or things for the tree, although all seem nice (yes, I said cute), I do not find an appropriate gift.
- Anything offensive or detrimental to my physical integrity, intellect and spiritual ( ie, no butts, no drinks, no drugs, no entry stamps for doubtful places, almost no anime, ANYTHING RELATED TO THE TWILIGHT SAGA, books Communist political leanings, openly pro-choice or pro-gay, photos people who dislike me, something related to the following genres of music: cumbia, reggaeton, chicha, reggaeton, Technocumbia, reggaeton, j-music, reggaeton, k-music, and what did I say that reggaeton?).
PLUS
Please attach a note with the gift, become willing, talk to me of his life, say how much I want, not limited ...
And now, you know what to get? ... you better.
Tags: gifts, Christmas , friend, secret, MATT
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