Overthinking: The Year of the Rabbit 60 MaTTfacts that With the arrival of Chinese New Year, comes a new section to everyone's favorite blog; section that has been around in my head for the last few weeks and I can finally capture, with you: OVERTHINKING ® , the place where I see the real background trivia hidden using only reasoning, creativity and stupid paranoia.
The first issue to discuss is the beginning of the Chinese Year for 2011 was awarded to the metal rabbit, what can we expect from a next year led by a rabbit out of metal?, let us see what conclusions we can all only as a result of OVERTHINKING ® .
In principle, the rabbit is an animal whose fame works within the nymphomania, saying that "they breed like rabbits" by mentioning fertile couples is a common expression, this expression is that we understand to be a critical year reproductive lewd one year in which people will have difficulty containing their sexual impulses (although considering the current times is not even try), however, could go there and think that the overwhelming desire of the rabbit and reproductive easily could apply to the year as a whole, resulting in a very productive year for individuals, where they will indulge their desires and this will ultimately lead to results (bad or well, who knows), but unfortunately we know that everyone will be too busy imitating the sexual habits of the rabbit and lose all those possibilities.
On the other hand we know that rabbits eat carrots (I was reminded of the "Plan Carrot" the Red Queen wants to impose in this city, on pain of cutting head), "carrot" in the jargon is a term used local to describe people with no vices or calm, which means that these people, I meet, we must be careful because next year we will want to eat. Now, what it symbolizes depends on the interpretation of "food" we want to give as it could mean that the year will hit us hard and tried to eat us out of competition and everyone will want to fornicate with us, again considering the nature pipiléptica rabbit, this option becomes more likely, and if we consider that the rabbit is known to bring luck or give, we see that this prediction is not illusory, since it will be a real fortune for the "carrot" that had missed this for decades. Celebrate "carrots" in the world.
The rabbit is an animal vulnerable, weak and cowardly animal, as was said in Big Bang Theory, "He looks mean something very important, but never says anything." I interpret this as follows: in the rabbit year are all going to shy away a bit, our projects may fall behind, I see that is not an appropriate year for the venture because we become a bunch of timid, frightened rodent , which makes all the sense in the world because our mental strength to be focused on our physical strength reproduce and carrying it out, especially if, as we saw, we carrots, there will be plenty of space, time or energy to face the world, but Rabbit is metal, which means it is a shielded rabbit, rabbit armor This suggests that, although we will not win anything again, nothing will affect us (except the fire that could melt our metal frame) so it will not lose what has already been won.
all know that the rabbit is a fast animal and particularly stupid when it runs against the sea, so the concept of metal rabbit implies that the armor makes it heavy and slow, the metal will slow down the rabbit allowing better think before acting, in this case we defined that common course of action will play conejística so we are talking about sex sessions smart, intelligent "in what sense?, depends on the reader, me in particular come to mind taking names sexual positions gadgets, tools software, methodologies and applications (- "Today I do the iPod, or wait, better tested twice Twitter invested and ended up with an implementation of ITIL. "-" Oh my love, what multivalued "), women moaning assumptions, formulas and theorems aloud, and writing poetry pastoral subjects during intercourse.
metal That rabbit has a different interpretation, we all have a rough idea of \u200b\u200bwhat it looks like a metal and the screaming metal music is characterized by the shrill sound that surrounds it, then we understand that will be a year scandalous, full of sound led by a rabbit music lover, be interpreted as a year full of gossipy busybody rabbits where everything you do will be quickly known to the world and who knows, this replicated, replicated at the speed of the rabbit. If we consider that this year all my advice would be electric to be careful what gets the rabbit hole.
He knows what you want to hide ...
Unfortunately there is a seamy side, Peruvian slang called "rabbits" to the noises generated by the joints when expanded, so that in the rabbit year are all going to sound (another jargon which symbolizes that everything will mal), and it is obvious: if we are dedicated to the reproduction conejil whether we are "carrots" or not, without trying anything, without having the courage to start something new because rabbits cowards and confident of the protection it provides our metal frame, and being surrounded by a world full of scandalous gossip, inevitably going to sound, strong, very hard, the volume of metal.
In conclusion, it will be a year of crap for you all. How lucky I am not Chinese.
Tags: overthinking, rabbit , metal, MATT
MATT PS: This year is also known as the "Year of the Cat" at least did not for a ride.
