Wednesday, October 27, 2010

How Long For Lice To Show Up

What I think of the Municipal Elections Post-Changes

Métanse its mayor to poto.

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MATT

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Really Big Stomach After Eating



And with this post officially starts the 7th year of the blog.

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motivated this seventh year, now become The ONE MATT v.2.0 'm willing to go where no other Matt has arrived to continue providing millions ... millions of fans and my desire to live that you only find in my blog.

've noticed a few days ago I changed the blog template after 6 years of using the same design. At first it was difficult, But I decided, and in a fit of spontaneity unusual changes everything, yet I struggled to maintain the look and feel original and I think I succeeded.

My former self

side effect of changing the design was amazing: I love my new blog. I feel exactly the same as felt when I premiered in September 2004 and it is wonderful . Little by little I'm making changes and additions, as the most visited posts to the right, the tab Overview "(with ALL of the contents of the blog since it started), a supposedly logo for the blog (it's in the summary) and will soon add more things like more interaction with social networks, since my goal is to have MATT in the soup.

v.2.0 Matt is not only

So I hope you like it as much as I like, when all is said and done since the beginning of time wanted to have a blog three columns, since this design is likely to remain until 2016, unless we are removed from the face of the earth (though with the arrival of 2012, who knows) or a possible war with Chile become my city into a lake.

Sure, you may not like it in which case they shoot himself.

I love them.

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MATT
sixth year

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Can You Take Painkillers Before Getting A Wax

Post Hall of Fame: Most posted 7

blog and it is time to prepare the Hall of Fame where he will rescue from every corner of those blog posts that have received the most comments.

This time we will review 30 posts, we're going to see him. Make sure you constantly comment, comments are the lunch we want to blog and all fat and happy ... XD.


30th place: Article: Rebelde, the TV save the Virus - 20 comments
seemed you could not do anything and everything was lost, then Matt tried to convince the debacle sensing people to react and prevent it coming Rebelde the screens. Unfortunately people are more stupid than Matt had imagined.

29th place: Professions and Trades - 20 comments
Matt gives a listing community service professions and trades that most lists tend to forget ... system ice cream, anyone?.

28th place: Article: My Enemy the Cell - 21 comments
blog In wonderful things happen every time Matt fights something, being so ubiquitous cell phones, this article hit a lot of people. People recommended this item via SMS.

27th place: Love 2 to 21 comments
Oh love, crazy, inescapable, inexplicable and definitely unsettling. Anyone who is in love should read this (and anyone who is not well.)

26th place: Responding 4 to 21 comments
Any excuse to learn a little more to Matt is valid, each response is a good opportunity to get to my greatness and get exclusive tidbits. The response 4 received the attention of the fans.

25th place: 10 Reasons I'm better than you - 22 comments
is revealed to the world, and through tests, all the reasons that certify that Matt is invariably better than you.

24th place: The True Adventures of Matt 14 to 22 comments
A tortoise, a count and a marquise are the stars of this bizarre edition of the True Adventures of Matt. The ranfoteca is now ancient.

23rd place: Cadenita 02/24/2008 - All engineers go to heaven - 22 comments
The publication of a chain was Arriolín perfect setting for our resident troll (who was subsequently deported to Zanzibar) would undertake an interesting discussion, where his career ended Cabineros revealed.

22nd place: So you know - 22 comments
ranking makes its entry into a post with recommendations for a perfect date, a post soft, sweet, strawberry in every sense of the word. Make them know!.

21vo place: Article: Matt and Firefocs - 23 comments
Again the stubbornness of Matt and his efforts to support monopolies leads him to criticize the most beloved internet browser in the world, was expected that the comments come in torrents.

20vo place: Article: The Weight of the consequences - 23 comments
Inspired by a stupid error committed unspeakable, Matt decided to prevent their followers to avoid fatal mistakes. Some listened, others are no longer with us.

19th place: Chris Benoit 1967 - 2007 - 23 comments talented
The death of Chris Benoit, and the controversial circumstances surrounding it were shocking reason for the opinion of the fans who came to pay tribute to wrestler or simply to discuss what happened.

18th place: Picture: Dogs Playing Poker - 24 comments
One of my personal favorites, article "brand" of the blog and remembered by the fans, this post about the disturbing painting has extended the test of time and continues to be appreciated. Do not miss it.

17vo place: The Horror - 24 comments
Matt's first encounter with Perreo Chacalonero was a source of consternation for many. The worst?, Was not by citizens of the fourth, but people apparently "educated" and "well educated" (but certainly quite stupid).

16 th place: Hype - 24 comments
long time ago I decided to expand my http://www.theonematt.com/ creating domains. In this commercial we saw the response of the people (indeed, already being version 2.0).

15th place: Top 5 Songs that are a mess - 24 comments
After more than 3 years since this post was written, and considering the numerous reggaeton that were created since then, a sequel to this top is necessary. Meanwhile, enjoy the flashback remembering the songs of yesteryear that were junk.

14th place: Article: On World Day Against Homophobia - 24 comments
Matt says about homosexuality during the world day against homophobia. Pedestrians twisted road came to complain. Hilarity ensues .

13th place: The Phrase 25/06/2006 - 25 comments
In a cryptic message involving a Chinese, a soda and a university were all confused.

12th place: 20 Years of Matt! CumpleMaTT - 27 comments
20 years does not meet every day and everyone came to congratulate him. In retrospect, the photo of young I MATT much favored.

11th place: Affiliates: CBA, Titanic Blog, Parallel - 28 comments
3 classic MATT friends come to the blog, including a dissident faces warm welcome to mamau favorite. In this post what is valuable in the comments.

10th place: I do not love to Peru - 30 comments
In one of the few points on Matt and Jaime Bayly agree, could not miss the controversy. None loves to Peru and to top it off, Matt decided to publish it on patriotic holidays.

9th place: Another accident - 31 comments
An accident, a narrative and a female fighting in the comments helped to raise both the ranking of this post, curious to see how violence begets violence.

8th place: 100 Things About Me - 31 comments
In recent months I have personally come to the conclusion that this is the most interesting blog post. Not so much for the blog itself but by the mystery surrounding him, upon completion of my research I will write more about it.

7th place: Article: The Sanisidrino who hated HI5 - 37 comments
Long before the big rush Facebook, Hi5 was the best option for them was cool to e-stupid (stupid of the digital age), only one voice was raised against this virus and that was Matt. Those tired of the preponderance of yore site joined the protest.

6th place: Tomorrow I'll Story 2 to 41 comments
Matt, a staunch lover of the Peruvian cinema (this is a total lie) could not stop attacking his quasi-pornographic production "Tomorrow I'll Story 2" without predicting it would bring to his most memorable blog troll: Arriolín.

5th place: Said of my - 47 comments
What is said about Matt?, That was answered in the post and the comments. Too much love in the post.

4th place: Article: My Review of the Da Vinci Code - 50 comments
The Da Vinci Code (the film, eye) was analyzed by Matt and people do not hesitate to say in the matter.

3rd place: My First Book - 51 comments
When Matt told his followers what his first book, the colorful answers were immediate.

2nd place: avenged! - 61 comments
Servando y Florentino mannerisms returned to Peru after many years and after being shredded by Magaly on television, received the coup de grace when Matt wrote an article poison them. The four fans came to their defense and put together a spirited discussion of all against Matt in the comments box.

1st place: Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005 - 74 comments
Our beloved Uncle Eddie, and the announcement of his death remains the most talked about blog post (keep this place since 2006), VIVA LA RAZA!.

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MATT

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Funny Prostate Exam Ecards

Contents - Year 6

This summary includes all Posts of the period 28 September 2009-27 September 2010 (actually, late, to October 8, 2010):

Posts No Classifieds:

526. Goodbye, Destroyer of Dreams
527. MATT Holiday
529. Where the crest is Matt? 3
530. MATT from Ecuador
531. On my return
532. MATT Notes on Ecuador
533. Welcome 2010
535. Defining
Procrastination 539. The Right Risk
541. Farewell
542. To my beloved Chile
543. Matt is Pregnant
545. Matt is happy
547. Catharsis
Brainstorm 548. First in May First
551. Happy Day, Dad
552. Jokes extremely stupid
554. Evolution
556. The Families Matter in the Presidential message
557. "Buggle Bear is with Sofia Franco"
559. 930 - I Love You
560. Survivor: Election Edition
561. Terror in the weekend
563. Buzzing!

Article:

528. Article: My Conclusion Abortion
538. Article: The Idiots of Chan Chan
549. Article: Clusterfuck (delayed)
555. Item: The Attention Whore of the Combi

Sentence:

537. 13/01/1910 Sentence
544. 03/07/1910 Sentence

Image:

540. Image: Best Ever Wrestling Fake
546. Image: I found my soul mate
565. Image: Boca de Urna!

Hall of Fame: Most Posted:

525. Hall of Fame: Most posted 6

The Real Adventures of MATT

536. The Real Adventures
29 MATT 550. The Real Adventures of Matt 30
562. The Real Adventures of Matt
31 Years &
Posts:

566. 6 Years - Post 566

Summary:

524. Summary - Year 5

Tops:

534. Top 12 of the Best Movies of 2009
558. Top 5 incredible feat of Matt (his family had passed many years before)
564. Top 5 Best Things World Cup 2010

CumpleMaTT:

553. 24


The sixth summary ... Gee, who would have imagined (and will make a general playing with ALL the content of the blog, maybe for 8 years ... XD).

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MATT

Friday, October 8, 2010

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6 Years -

has been 6 years since this blog opened!

seems like yesterday when it held 5 years and already turned 6, the year has flown and almost no I realize that it was the anniversary six years ago (and a little more, actually), 22 of September 2004, I opened my blog, the blog by Matt and is one of the things that I am happier.

Thanks to the blog I have received many things, I've met many people, I have accomplished many things and the best is that despite not being present as often as before the rewards keep coming, fortunately the distance is a temporary thing to be solved and whose cause is the fact that my life is in a stage of constant challenge, this has been the best year of my life in the sense that it is the year that has me most required (and the most I paid, even at the expense of my own physical, emotional stability, mental health and even the time with my family ) and everything I'm going to extrapolate to the blog, so that there is an interesting scenario to explore.

The blog expands its boundaries, gradually I'm sneaking into social networking , feeling the water, exploring new options (look for me and find). Although some other crap I think could be useful in my evil plan of global conquest, of course, time is not always favorable, but here is Matt doing the fight to defeat a world where junk e irrationalities are becoming more accommodating and accepting .

Now, 6 years later, I'm a Matt most hardened, most learned , happier , beating , more difficult to cheat, less tolerant , I've become a complete expert on my forrocino genetic superiority, I am ready for what was coming and prepared to continue for long. How come the trolls!, What new fans arrive!, Do girls keep sending me fanart!, Which abort to reggaeton! (Despite their obvious age), which nobody dares to contradict me! and do all I praise and paying homage, for ever and ever.

Amen.

Tags: , years, 566 , blog, Matt

MATT
electoral

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Gaspari Nutrition Sizeon

Picture Post 566: exit polls!

My reaction:

As real as life itself

Tags: image, elections, result, communist , fear, MATT

MATT