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The ONE Matt's insanely geometric Christmas Question:

BEST.CHRISTMASQUESTION.EVER

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-MATT 2010 Merry Christmas!

I came back from my trip , and can not find my notebook where the Next to last input, but do not get close tonight without greet all Followers Mattie this Christmas, wish you many blessings and especially thank you for the endless support shown to him (no) server, I.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PART OF MATT!

And do not forget to visit the site is Christmas feeling every Christmas since 2006 (come on, I've always invented crazy).

Me

be until the next because there is an epic dinner enjoy Ci vediamo!

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From a Plane

17/12/2010 - 10:05 PM

"A well-prepared, always expect the unexpected."

I'm sitting on a plane to Guayaquil.

My traveling companion never arrived, by chance I'm done traveling in three seats, I have two windows and a cushion I have more room for me that those who go in first class and partly because I enjoy it worries me a little the fate of my companion.

On the other hand believe that this could be a Machiavellian move the universe, because if something happens to this aircraft, and these lines are lost forever, my friend must have been the miracle that saved the chosen and fortunate to survive away the interest to the tragedy of my demise (and I disappeared and I never die).

This leads me to think, what if I die?, Regret seeing the suffering of the people I love and the way I earn a direct passage to purgatory (if not a worse place) which reminds me I must confess ipso facto.

Miss tells us we turn all electronic equipment and I am happy to write this in a notebook instead of a laptop feet tall -36.000 heard the captain say, are like Big Show's 5.000 on each other, "continued writing, the important thing is the following, these could be the last minutes of my life (like anytime of day) and I will get the best, as I always do.

Life is juicy, today more than ever.

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PS: The cute stewardess called Helen and is doing the choreography of security (boo, the cut).

PD2.: And here I come!, DT pussy!

PD3.: False alarm, are now gearing up and yes, the choreography, what indicated the way out?, the plane is an inescapable box ... a teacher said that if people were aware of it, no travel (he was still conscious and frequent traveler). Helen, on the other hand, looks cute with the lifejacket, but nothing would be nicer ... ok, too much .

PD4.: Well, I prepare to start, goodbye to all of you, see you soon!, Goodnight neighborhood!.

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They are coming!

writing this in an altered mental state, the words flowing and the emotions are overflowing ... I just found out in October come the Red Hot Chili Peppers to play in this forgotten country in the world.

The best news ever, I'm so hype as they announced the arrival of wrestling, very pleasing Christmas gift.

And if this was a joke that I wanted to spend, congratulations, I have believed me completely, but just beware because this is not true and exterminate them all.

'll be there in the front row, Chad word-Ulín Colorado.

Great, great, great.

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Gift List

After returning from my vacation and a week mourn the death of humor idol called Leslie Nielsen, I have realized that we December, when Christmas, season of love, peace, Panettone and gifts.

is classic at this time people decide to give gifts to demonstrate how much they need each other, since there is no better way to express your feelings for someone else spending your money on it. Well, everybody needs me for what I considered wise and leave a list Gift for my fans to buy things and entertain me and show me how much I love, to this end I made a list of one of the many games with her secret friend who got me last year and the public will to meet the urgency of all for giving me a present.

I should clarify something, to be drawn from this list secret friend in which I, has a financial limit S/.50.00, you can exceed this amount at length, those who know me in real life can take advantage of know what to get ready for this holiday, but I remember: there are clubs, you have the good fortune to know so they should spend more unhappy.

I therefore invite my friends to not be greedy and crack with good gifts, after all, it's me.

Without further ado, here the list, as it was issued at the time considering I have only censored names for protection to others and have removed those items I got in 2010.

Source: Amigo Secreto 2009

Price Limit: S /. 50.00

Greetings people of Earth, this is the hero of generations and time immemorial, Matt. And since

are so encouraged by the secret friend (actually, I am, is one of the things that I like) I decided to go against all my plans and send the list of things I can give, and wanted to do after more detail, but as I'm sure my friend (a) secret (a) she can not wait and burns with desire to buy the gift as soon as possible to ensure it passes the happiest Christmas of the world and loves / appreciates it forever, thought proper to send the list now.

You say, it is difficult to give him things to Matt, what I can give someone who has everything?, What would you give to someone as educated, smart, intelligent, handsome, charismatic, talented, knowledgeable, invincible, infallible, honorable, honest, upright, decent, righteous, ubiquitous, powerful, courageous, heroic, compassionate, and above all humble?, because the response is surprising, MATT willingly accepts (almost) all gifts receiving, believing that the displays of affection not only measured by money.

quality in my humble person, I would be happy with a poem or a song, but as the rules of the game require you to have a base price, and me (unlike rogues idiots that ruin our society and deserve to be locked in cages full of monkeys syphilitic) I am respectful of the rules and morals I'll be forced to ask for something expensive.

order not to complicate I'll give some specific suggestions, including putting an estimated price range for what I'm going to ask, but remember it is only for reference, all that I give will be received with a good heart and much baby (unless you give me things to say explicitly that I give):

15 to 20 soles:
Women (the title of the category, I do not want women tickled me ¬ ¬):

• A photo frame with respective picture of us (it is accepted that in the photo go alone if you show how much I love, like posing with a little sign or something), if position can in some cool [imitation cover film / pose bizarre] embarrassing [hugs / kisses / cuddles] and / or presumed [admiring my greatness / praising] (you do not have that kind of picture, we can get us the photo spot and accept the cash to the respective development); photoshop does not apply.

Men:

• you bastard man, buy something more expensive.

20 to 30 soles:
Women:

• a giant who follows the criteria outlined in the previous section.

All:

• 3 or more DVD's wrestling (do discount if you take 3), I will be specific so I would not buy them again, choose from the following: Wrestlemania 20, Summerslam 2004, Wrestlemania XIX, Royal Rumble 2006 Vengeance 2001. Do not try to be innovative buying something that does not come here because I have it safe. Some
• wrestling doll size which gave me last year (to make them fight: D) \u200b\u200b... the price is for reference only, may cost more but have not yet ascertained. One gentleman
• silver / gold / asgard / Poseidon Saint Seiya (but of metal armor, eh, I'm very clumsy and break the plastic armor easily), important as any of those guys, the other and I have (still sold in the central market). Some
• stuffed animal fun of some bizarre, like an elephant, a rhino, a tapir, a mole, a penguin, or a phenocephale (just in case FUN does not mean ugly, so be careful with what they buy). Some
• WWE magazine, maybe they can get in powder blue (may cost more).

30 to 40 soles:

• Books: Macanudo 2 / Macanudo 3 / 4 of Liniers Macanudo (each is less than 35, the problem is when I always just, I DO NOT INTEND TO BUY THE ONE ... xD)
• Pack of 2, 3 or more seasons of the Simpsons (I'm missing from Season 11 onwards).
• originalines DVDs (original emphasize, because piratín and I have), could be one of the following: "Stranger than fiction" / "Thank You for Smoking" / "Memento" / "Spy Hard" / "Big Fish" / "Wanted" / "The Odyssey" / "Looney Toones Back in Action" / "Get Smart": D (may cost a little more, I do not know how valuable each).
• originalines DVDs (the most difficult to find): "Cool World" / "A Pyromaniac's Love Story" (and I know how it called in English) / "Osmosis Jones."
• combination of lower prices suggested gifts (The more, the Merrie).

40 to 50 soles:

• Any model of Lego or Lego Racers (there are models from 20 soles, but if they decide Lego please give me other than the tiny arms where, theoretically, no nothing, so I put in this price category.) Please: LEGO BIONICLE NO.
suggested gifts
• combination of lower prices (the more, the Merrie).

BONUS TRACK: What else Do not give away?

• food and / or sweet, and not because of hate, in fact it is a gift that would welcome and happy, but I want to keep what I give as a souvenir.
• Clothing, no thanks, give me better technology.
• Cologne, perfumes, soaps, bleaches, deodorants, antiperspirants, gel, shaving cream, Gillette, or any such arena, I prefer to buy me.
• Paulo Coelho books, not because I hate, but because Matt Mom probably has them all.
• Piratín Movie Pack: My collection is very extensive and I'm afraid that I buy repeated: (.
Invitations
• out: No, we can leave at any time of year and I probably would pay all of very good wins.
• decorations, either for home, or accessories dress, or parchecitos, or things for the tree, although all seem nice (yes, I said cute), I do not find an appropriate gift.
• Anything offensive or detrimental to my physical integrity, intellect and spiritual ( ie, no butts, no drinks, no drugs, no entry stamps for doubtful places, almost no anime, ANYTHING RELATED TO THE TWILIGHT SAGA, books Communist political leanings, openly pro-choice or pro-gay, photos people who dislike me, something related to the following genres of music: cumbia, reggaeton, chicha, reggaeton, Technocumbia, reggaeton, j-music, reggaeton, k-music, and what did I say that reggaeton?).

PLUS

Please attach a note with the gift, become willing, talk to me of his life, say how much I want, not limited ...

And now, you know what to get? ... you better.

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MATT 1926-2010 Leslie Nielsen

was halfway to finish the post that marked my return from vacation and I am told this catastrophe to the world.

Leslie Nielsen, who was my favorite actor (despite the thousands of insults he received from the film snobs) for years, has died of pneumonia at the age of 84.

A hero, an icon of worship, internationally renowned star and recipient of the admiration of nerds around the world, Leslie Nielsen has left this world leaving a legacy of laughter and absurd unforgettable moments, the hilarious star of such films as Naked Gun series (which I became a fan of his), Airplane, Spy Hard, Dracula Dead and Loving It, and others undoubtedly remain in the hearts (and molars ) of its fans for generations.

Whether as Frank Drebin, Dick Steele, idiot version of Uncle Ben, or the president of the United States, Nielsen is a comic legend, no doubt.

Leslie Nielsen, who died but happy

Rest in peace, master of humor.

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Métanse its mayor to poto.

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And with this post officially starts the 7th year of the blog.

begin

motivated this seventh year, now become The ONE MATT v.2.0 'm willing to go where no other Matt has arrived to continue providing millions ... millions of fans and my desire to live that you only find in my blog.

've noticed a few days ago I changed the blog template after 6 years of using the same design. At first it was difficult, But I decided, and in a fit of spontaneity unusual changes everything, yet I struggled to maintain the look and feel original and I think I succeeded.

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side effect of changing the design was amazing: I love my new blog. I feel exactly the same as felt when I premiered in September 2004 and it is wonderful . Little by little I'm making changes and additions, as the most visited posts to the right, the tab Overview "(with ALL of the contents of the blog since it started), a supposedly logo for the blog (it's in the summary) and will soon add more things like more interaction with social networks, since my goal is to have MATT in the soup.

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So I hope you like it as much as I like, when all is said and done since the beginning of time wanted to have a blog three columns, since this design is likely to remain until 2016, unless we are removed from the face of the earth (though with the arrival of 2012, who knows) or a possible war with Chile become my city into a lake.

Sure, you may not like it in which case they shoot himself.

I love them.

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Post Hall of Fame: Most posted 7

blog and it is time to prepare the Hall of Fame where he will rescue from every corner of those blog posts that have received the most comments.

This time we will review 30 posts, we're going to see him. Make sure you constantly comment, comments are the lunch we want to blog and all fat and happy ... XD.


30th place: Article: Rebelde, the TV save the Virus - 20 comments
seemed you could not do anything and everything was lost, then Matt tried to convince the debacle sensing people to react and prevent it coming Rebelde the screens. Unfortunately people are more stupid than Matt had imagined.

29th place: Professions and Trades - 20 comments
Matt gives a listing community service professions and trades that most lists tend to forget ... system ice cream, anyone?.

28th place: Article: My Enemy the Cell - 21 comments
blog In wonderful things happen every time Matt fights something, being so ubiquitous cell phones, this article hit a lot of people. People recommended this item via SMS.

27th place: Love 2 to 21 comments
Oh love, crazy, inescapable, inexplicable and definitely unsettling. Anyone who is in love should read this (and anyone who is not well.)

26th place: Responding 4 to 21 comments
Any excuse to learn a little more to Matt is valid, each response is a good opportunity to get to my greatness and get exclusive tidbits. The response 4 received the attention of the fans.

25th place: 10 Reasons I'm better than you - 22 comments
is revealed to the world, and through tests, all the reasons that certify that Matt is invariably better than you.

24th place: The True Adventures of Matt 14 to 22 comments
A tortoise, a count and a marquise are the stars of this bizarre edition of the True Adventures of Matt. The ranfoteca is now ancient.

23rd place: Cadenita 02/24/2008 - All engineers go to heaven - 22 comments
The publication of a chain was Arriolín perfect setting for our resident troll (who was subsequently deported to Zanzibar) would undertake an interesting discussion, where his career ended Cabineros revealed.

22nd place: So you know - 22 comments
ranking makes its entry into a post with recommendations for a perfect date, a post soft, sweet, strawberry in every sense of the word. Make them know!.

21vo place: Article: Matt and Firefocs - 23 comments
Again the stubbornness of Matt and his efforts to support monopolies leads him to criticize the most beloved internet browser in the world, was expected that the comments come in torrents.

20vo place: Article: The Weight of the consequences - 23 comments
Inspired by a stupid error committed unspeakable, Matt decided to prevent their followers to avoid fatal mistakes. Some listened, others are no longer with us.

19th place: Chris Benoit 1967 - 2007 - 23 comments talented
The death of Chris Benoit, and the controversial circumstances surrounding it were shocking reason for the opinion of the fans who came to pay tribute to wrestler or simply to discuss what happened.

18th place: Picture: Dogs Playing Poker - 24 comments
One of my personal favorites, article "brand" of the blog and remembered by the fans, this post about the disturbing painting has extended the test of time and continues to be appreciated. Do not miss it.

17vo place: The Horror - 24 comments
Matt's first encounter with Perreo Chacalonero was a source of consternation for many. The worst?, Was not by citizens of the fourth, but people apparently "educated" and "well educated" (but certainly quite stupid).

16 th place: Hype - 24 comments
long time ago I decided to expand my http://www.theonematt.com/ creating domains. In this commercial we saw the response of the people (indeed, already being version 2.0).

15th place: Top 5 Songs that are a mess - 24 comments
After more than 3 years since this post was written, and considering the numerous reggaeton that were created since then, a sequel to this top is necessary. Meanwhile, enjoy the flashback remembering the songs of yesteryear that were junk.

14th place: Article: On World Day Against Homophobia - 24 comments
Matt says about homosexuality during the world day against homophobia. Pedestrians twisted road came to complain. Hilarity ensues .

13th place: The Phrase 25/06/2006 - 25 comments
In a cryptic message involving a Chinese, a soda and a university were all confused.

12th place: 20 Years of Matt! CumpleMaTT - 27 comments
20 years does not meet every day and everyone came to congratulate him. In retrospect, the photo of young I MATT much favored.

11th place: Affiliates: CBA, Titanic Blog, Parallel - 28 comments
3 classic MATT friends come to the blog, including a dissident faces warm welcome to mamau favorite. In this post what is valuable in the comments.

10th place: I do not love to Peru - 30 comments
In one of the few points on Matt and Jaime Bayly agree, could not miss the controversy. None loves to Peru and to top it off, Matt decided to publish it on patriotic holidays.

9th place: Another accident - 31 comments
An accident, a narrative and a female fighting in the comments helped to raise both the ranking of this post, curious to see how violence begets violence.

8th place: 100 Things About Me - 31 comments
In recent months I have personally come to the conclusion that this is the most interesting blog post. Not so much for the blog itself but by the mystery surrounding him, upon completion of my research I will write more about it.

7th place: Article: The Sanisidrino who hated HI5 - 37 comments
Long before the big rush Facebook, Hi5 was the best option for them was cool to e-stupid (stupid of the digital age), only one voice was raised against this virus and that was Matt. Those tired of the preponderance of yore site joined the protest.

6th place: Tomorrow I'll Story 2 to 41 comments
Matt, a staunch lover of the Peruvian cinema (this is a total lie) could not stop attacking his quasi-pornographic production "Tomorrow I'll Story 2" without predicting it would bring to his most memorable blog troll: Arriolín.

5th place: Said of my - 47 comments
What is said about Matt?, That was answered in the post and the comments. Too much love in the post.

4th place: Article: My Review of the Da Vinci Code - 50 comments
The Da Vinci Code (the film, eye) was analyzed by Matt and people do not hesitate to say in the matter.

3rd place: My First Book - 51 comments
When Matt told his followers what his first book, the colorful answers were immediate.

2nd place: avenged! - 61 comments
Servando y Florentino mannerisms returned to Peru after many years and after being shredded by Magaly on television, received the coup de grace when Matt wrote an article poison them. The four fans came to their defense and put together a spirited discussion of all against Matt in the comments box.

1st place: Eddie Guerrero 1967-2005 - 74 comments
Our beloved Uncle Eddie, and the announcement of his death remains the most talked about blog post (keep this place since 2006), VIVA LA RAZA!.

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Contents - Year 6

This summary includes all Posts of the period 28 September 2009-27 September 2010 (actually, late, to October 8, 2010):

Posts No Classifieds:

526. Goodbye, Destroyer of Dreams
527. MATT Holiday
529. Where the crest is Matt? 3
530. MATT from Ecuador
531. On my return
532. MATT Notes on Ecuador
533. Welcome 2010
535. Defining
Procrastination 539. The Right Risk
541. Farewell
542. To my beloved Chile
543. Matt is Pregnant
545. Matt is happy
547. Catharsis
Brainstorm 548. First in May First
551. Happy Day, Dad
552. Jokes extremely stupid
554. Evolution
556. The Families Matter in the Presidential message
557. "Buggle Bear is with Sofia Franco"
559. 930 - I Love You
560. Survivor: Election Edition
561. Terror in the weekend
563. Buzzing!

Article:

528. Article: My Conclusion Abortion
538. Article: The Idiots of Chan Chan
549. Article: Clusterfuck (delayed)
555. Item: The Attention Whore of the Combi

Sentence:

537. 13/01/1910 Sentence
544. 03/07/1910 Sentence

Image:

540. Image: Best Ever Wrestling Fake
546. Image: I found my soul mate
565. Image: Boca de Urna!

Hall of Fame: Most Posted:

525. Hall of Fame: Most posted 6

The Real Adventures of MATT

536. The Real Adventures
29 MATT 550. The Real Adventures of Matt 30
562. The Real Adventures of Matt
31 Years &
Posts:

566. 6 Years - Post 566

Summary:

524. Summary - Year 5

Tops:

534. Top 12 of the Best Movies of 2009
558. Top 5 incredible feat of Matt (his family had passed many years before)
564. Top 5 Best Things World Cup 2010

CumpleMaTT:

553. 24


The sixth summary ... Gee, who would have imagined (and will make a general playing with ALL the content of the blog, maybe for 8 years ... XD).

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6 Years -

has been 6 years since this blog opened!

seems like yesterday when it held 5 years and already turned 6, the year has flown and almost no I realize that it was the anniversary six years ago (and a little more, actually), 22 of September 2004, I opened my blog, the blog by Matt and is one of the things that I am happier.

Thanks to the blog I have received many things, I've met many people, I have accomplished many things and the best is that despite not being present as often as before the rewards keep coming, fortunately the distance is a temporary thing to be solved and whose cause is the fact that my life is in a stage of constant challenge, this has been the best year of my life in the sense that it is the year that has me most required (and the most I paid, even at the expense of my own physical, emotional stability, mental health and even the time with my family ) and everything I'm going to extrapolate to the blog, so that there is an interesting scenario to explore.

The blog expands its boundaries, gradually I'm sneaking into social networking , feeling the water, exploring new options (look for me and find). Although some other crap I think could be useful in my evil plan of global conquest, of course, time is not always favorable, but here is Matt doing the fight to defeat a world where junk e irrationalities are becoming more accommodating and accepting .

Now, 6 years later, I'm a Matt most hardened, most learned , happier , beating , more difficult to cheat, less tolerant , I've become a complete expert on my forrocino genetic superiority, I am ready for what was coming and prepared to continue for long. How come the trolls!, What new fans arrive!, Do girls keep sending me fanart!, Which abort to reggaeton! (Despite their obvious age), which nobody dares to contradict me! and do all I praise and paying homage, for ever and ever.

Amen.

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Picture Post 566: exit polls!

My reaction:

As real as life itself

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Top 5 Best Things of 2010 World Cup

I wrote this shortly before the end of the world, I realized I never posted so I rescue decided to place here.

In the "memory lane" Matt, I have a few articles I wrote when I was young (more) and prosaic, so I can think of their developing an appropriate label.

All new material outdated and definitely not have the same impact as if it had been published in due course, be labeled as such. All errors (if any) are from the original text, I did not want to correct respect for my former self.

===== I have no idea of \u200b\u200bthe color of the shirt of Manchester, I do not know which club plays Podolski, if you ask me how was the final of Euro 2009 did not know answer, ask me to tell you who the rival Palmeiras classic and I'll be quiet, ask me which team goes first in the local tournament with a forced smile and tell them ... "Alliance?, No need to hide, I am a football illiterate and am not ashamed of it, made me proud, but there are a footballing event I ever get lost, and during which I became the most ardent football fan: The World Cup.

Our histories are intertwined, was born in a year worldwide, when I was four years playing the environment and joining fixtures mundialero where out "the balls" (which years later discovered was called Ciao), and when next to me family saw the '94 World Cup final, that Matt 8 years knew he had established a tradition.

With great excitement followed this world like I did in previous years, worldwide "My Generation" (where most of the players are not older than me, but my age) and, as 2006, needed to say in the matter, unlike this time my comment will be less football and more generic, and will also be structured as one of my famous tops, so men, women and children of all ages, enjoy my top Top 5 things the World Cup 2010:

Bonus Track:

Maradona suit

See Maradona walk in suit simulating a Mafia boss, was enough incentive to encourage all parties in Argentina. I have no idea whether it will continue in office or not, but if we are going to keep giving away those funny flashes during games dress that way for me to stay technician to the end of time.

Fat Tony celebrating the triumph of Isotopes

Runner Up:

The commercial animals playing football

One of my most vivid memories of childhood is when on a visit to the Park of the Legends, a loose ball he ended up in the cage the elephant began to play with her. Nobody ever believed me. Well, on the occasion of a commercial world based entirely on the concept of animals playing soccer aired and took a couple of the best minutes in television history. Not just bizarre to see animals in a game face, but the appearance of zebras forming the barrier, the return of the elephant and monkeys dominate arbitrators formed pure magic. The best: The beetle player was taken to the real world at the inaugural world and Chinese dragons should be shaking to the innate power of such contender.

With an army of these could dominate the world

Place 5:

Uruguay

no selection in this world is behaved more MATT-iana to Uruguay. Fighting to the end, giving all out, sacrificing, putting Gumaro the matter. No one can doubt or discussion. Uruguay is the country that has more socotrocos football in the world. Uruguay gave us excitement, gave us the most exciting matches of the tournament and above all, gave us minute epic particularly in its match against Ghana where the providential hand of Suarez gave the pass to his country (and if you compare soccer with battle, Suarez dignity is sacrificed to achieve the collective good). A delight to see Uruguay playing, particularly (how doubt) Forlan, who was always there as any leader should do.

The sun is happy ...

Position 4:

Zakumi

world in all pets are the most memorable and this world was not far behind presenting to one of the nicest mascot in history. Zakumi is yellow and funny, his face brings joy and sly smile always seems to be making fun of others. It is certainly a ruleadora addition to the gallery of pets, and a worthy successor to the lion without pants, Goleo.

Zakumi knows what he does

Position 3:

vuvuzelas

There is nothing funnier than irritate others, South Africa and graduated with honors ear bashing everyone. The main contribution of this global world culture lies in an element capable of burst eardrums and that I certainly enjoyed the daily complaints he heard were easily silenced by the melodious vuvuzelas in my imagination. Not much time for me to join the bandwagon and exit with a vuvuzela through the streets and use it as a new weapon of self defense.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

Position 2:

Larissa Riquelme

When the flight reached global internet I discovered a beautiful Paraguayan among a set of photos of fans. Way to carry your cell phone reminded me of a friend at work who do that since I've known (but instead of putting it in the neck, places it at the end of the back secured by their ever-tight pants), but that's another history. I investigated and noticed that subjects found it before I identified as Larissa Riquelme. Time passed and everyone joined us in devotion to the Paraguayan Larissa within days was a global icon and before you imagine, everyone I knew asked if I had seen. Relatively mortified at having to share my love of Paraguay with, say, the whole world ... I should also undergo reviews 85% of women I know such as "What is it that I have not?" (On the contrary, you have like 20 kilos she has not) or "This looks naked at all costs" despite these small insignificant events, the early days of glory of Larissa enough to put it at number two, and wherever she wishes.

met with this picture *-*

Place 1

The Octopus Paul

I have a soft spot for animals, especially if they are strange-looking or silly name (there are all those mythological creatures that I always talk and no one understands, like Poni, Kraken, Tapir, and my friend Goose Chuyo), it was easy to imagine that a cephalopod longtime football results octopod who guesses come to the top of this ranking. Although at some point have described as "traitors octopus" (when it was against Germany), I have to acknowledge the supremacy animal statistics, and confess that my heart was glad when he was given a replica of the cup. This does not prevent me from brooding about the nature of their predictions, what is the secret of the octopus?, As well as a good engineer, informed writer, researcher and post-apocalyptic first-class citizen I know the reason of his infallibility and revealed to the world: This octopus is a sign, a prophet, a messenger of a race that many thought lost and who comes to announce a catastrophic event is approaching, this octopus ... IS THE SON OF CTHULHU.

Look, Mock the octopus now ...

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