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Top 5 Best Things of 2010 World Cup

I wrote this shortly before the end of the world, I realized I never posted so I rescue decided to place here.

In the "memory lane" Matt, I have a few articles I wrote when I was young (more) and prosaic, so I can think of their developing an appropriate label.

All new material outdated and definitely not have the same impact as if it had been published in due course, be labeled as such. All errors (if any) are from the original text, I did not want to correct respect for my former self.


===== I have no idea of \u200b\u200bthe color of the shirt of Manchester, I do not know which club plays Podolski, if you ask me how was the final of Euro 2009 did not know answer, ask me to tell you who the rival Palmeiras classic and I'll be quiet, ask me which team goes first in the local tournament with a forced smile and tell them ... "Alliance?, No need to hide, I am a football illiterate and am not ashamed of it, made me proud, but there are a footballing event I ever get lost, and during which I became the most ardent football fan: The World Cup.

Our histories are intertwined, was born in a year worldwide, when I was four years playing the environment and joining fixtures mundialero where out "the balls" (which years later discovered was called Ciao), and when next to me family saw the '94 World Cup final, that Matt 8 years knew he had established a tradition.

With great excitement followed this world like I did in previous years, worldwide "My Generation" (where most of the players are not older than me, but my age) and, as 2006, needed to say in the matter, unlike this time my comment will be less football and more generic, and will also be structured as one of my famous tops, so men, women and children of all ages, enjoy my top Top 5 things the World Cup 2010:


Bonus Track:
Maradona suit
See Maradona walk in suit simulating a Mafia boss, was enough incentive to encourage all parties in Argentina. I have no idea whether it will continue in office or not, but if we are going to keep giving away those funny flashes during games dress that way for me to stay technician to the end of time.

Fat Tony celebrating the triumph of Isotopes


Runner Up:
The commercial animals playing football
One of my most vivid memories of childhood is when on a visit to the Park of the Legends, a loose ball he ended up in the cage the elephant began to play with her. Nobody ever believed me. Well, on the occasion of a commercial world based entirely on the concept of animals playing soccer aired and took a couple of the best minutes in television history. Not just bizarre to see animals in a game face, but the appearance of zebras forming the barrier, the return of the elephant and monkeys dominate arbitrators formed pure magic. The best: The beetle player was taken to the real world at the inaugural world and Chinese dragons should be shaking to the innate power of such contender.

With an army of these could dominate the world


Place 5:
Uruguay
no selection in this world is behaved more MATT-iana to Uruguay. Fighting to the end, giving all out, sacrificing, putting Gumaro the matter. No one can doubt or discussion. Uruguay is the country that has more socotrocos football in the world. Uruguay gave us excitement, gave us the most exciting matches of the tournament and above all, gave us minute epic particularly in its match against Ghana where the providential hand of Suarez gave the pass to his country (and if you compare soccer with battle, Suarez dignity is sacrificed to achieve the collective good). A delight to see Uruguay playing, particularly (how doubt) Forlan, who was always there as any leader should do.

The sun is happy ...


Position 4:
Zakumi
world in all pets are the most memorable and this world was not far behind presenting to one of the nicest mascot in history. Zakumi is yellow and funny, his face brings joy and sly smile always seems to be making fun of others. It is certainly a ruleadora addition to the gallery of pets, and a worthy successor to the lion without pants, Goleo.

Zakumi knows what he does


Position 3:
vuvuzelas
There is nothing funnier than irritate others, South Africa and graduated with honors ear bashing everyone. The main contribution of this global world culture lies in an element capable of burst eardrums and that I certainly enjoyed the daily complaints he heard were easily silenced by the melodious vuvuzelas in my imagination. Not much time for me to join the bandwagon and exit with a vuvuzela through the streets and use it as a new weapon of self defense.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZ!


Position 2:
Larissa Riquelme
When the flight reached global internet I discovered a beautiful Paraguayan among a set of photos of fans. Way to carry your cell phone reminded me of a friend at work who do that since I've known (but instead of putting it in the neck, places it at the end of the back secured by their ever-tight pants), but that's another history. I investigated and noticed that subjects found it before I identified as Larissa Riquelme. Time passed and everyone joined us in devotion to the Paraguayan Larissa within days was a global icon and before you imagine, everyone I knew asked if I had seen. Relatively mortified at having to share my love of Paraguay with, say, the whole world ... I should also undergo reviews 85% of women I know such as "What is it that I have not?" (On the contrary, you have like 20 kilos she has not) or "This looks naked at all costs" despite these small insignificant events, the early days of glory of Larissa enough to put it at number two, and wherever she wishes.

met with this picture *-*


Place 1
The Octopus Paul
I have a soft spot for animals, especially if they are strange-looking or silly name (there are all those mythological creatures that I always talk and no one understands, like Poni, Kraken, Tapir, and my friend Goose Chuyo), it was easy to imagine that a cephalopod longtime football results octopod who guesses come to the top of this ranking. Although at some point have described as "traitors octopus" (when it was against Germany), I have to acknowledge the supremacy animal statistics, and confess that my heart was glad when he was given a replica of the cup. This does not prevent me from brooding about the nature of their predictions, what is the secret of the octopus?, As well as a good engineer, informed writer, researcher and post-apocalyptic first-class citizen I know the reason of his infallibility and revealed to the world: This octopus is a sign, a prophet, a messenger of a race that many thought lost and who comes to announce a catastrophic event is approaching, this octopus ... IS THE SON OF CTHULHU.

Look, Mock the octopus now ...


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